SYDNEY A SMALL LEAFLET, allegedly published by the Australian Government, explains to foreigners that the country’s National Day Of Mourning on 22 January 2026 is to mark the Bondi Massacre of 14 December 2025 and not the first year of the current Labor Government. Confusion among Australians about what they were lamenting saw foreigners both…

BRUSSELS THE EUROPEAN UNION is planning to respond to Donald Trump’s recent speech to the World Economic Forum in Davos, by organizing a German speaking day across the continent. Trump told the attendees at the Forum that if it were not for the United States they would all be speaking German. Those who already speak…

FROM A. H. BERGHOF, DEFENCE WRITER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP’S mistaking Iceland for Greenland in his Davos speech, is being taken as a not so subtle hint that the US strongman will be targeting the land of volcanoes next, according to sources in *Reykjavik. “Otherwise he’s just an old man who doesn’t know the difference between…

TERRITORIAL DEMANDS EDITOR IN A CURIOUS REFLECTION of what is called the Mandela Effect, huge numbers of people around the world were convinced President Donald Trump was speaking in German when he addressed the World Economic Forum at Davos, in Switzerland. The Mandela Effect is a phenomenon whereby people are absolutely sure of having remembered…

DAVOS THE UNITED STATES President’s Davos comments that Europeans would all be speaking German now if it were not for the Americans, has seen a curious spike in the demand for German lessons across Europe. “Of course, unlike in the United States, many Europeans speak German anyway, and other languages, it’s quite common, but it’s…

PARIS EUROPEAN LEADERS MAY meet Donald Trump’s aggression with a slavish campaign of fawning and flattery such as the world has not seen, according to NATO insiders. “Instead of going head to head with the Donald, European leaders may offer him what he really craves,” said a German officer. “Eight Nobel Prizes for the wars…

COPENHAGEN “HE’S ATTACKING OUR BEST FRIENDS, DEMANDING A LAND OF THEIRS WE ALREADY OCCUPY, TO DEFEND IT AGAINST ENEMIES THAT ARE NOT THREATENING IT. I SHIT YOU NOT!” The text of a top secret cable between CIA stations in Europe and South East Asia, intercepted by French intelligence and passed to the Kookaburra Bugle by…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY WORD FROM THE White House, that UK Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer’s labeling Donald Trump “completely wrong” over his Greenland tariff threat caused the American hard man to shit himself, is said to be true in all but one outstanding detail – the Donald was laughing! Starmer’s Churchillian rhetoric is said to have…

WASHINGTON, DC “REMEMBER WHEN THE big kid came over to you in the school yard and demanded your lunch money? You either handed it over, or you kicked him in the nuts and then danced on his head. There’s something about this Greenland standoff that reminds me of that. Trump hasn’t backed himself into a…

BERLIN IN THE FIRST such order since 1945, German attack submarines have slipped stealthily into the North Atlantic to take up positions off Greenland in the face of American threats to the island, according to reports. “Zis is really nothing more than business as usual,” said a German naval officer. “Vee haf been here before,…