RAMALLAH ON THE WEST Bank of the Jordan River, they laugh at Western leaders who declare solemn recognition of a Palestinian state, and wonder why these politicians in far off lands want to seal them into a rump useless desert state, punctured by Israeli settlements, and weighed down by corruption, when they see everything from…

BY OUR CONSPIRACY TEAM IRISH GOVERNMENT SOURCES are saying privately that they suspect Israel’s intelligence agency Mossad is behind the spike in racist attacks on Indians living on the Emerald Isle. Unnamed officials are insisting that Israel is “quite obviously” hitting back at Ireland’s strong position on the Gaza War by organizing the vicious beating…

DUBLIN AS THOUSANDS OF INDIANS living in Ireland cower in fear after a spate of savage racist attacks on their fellow citizens, back home on the sub-continent there have been calls for India to boycott Irish goods in protest at what some are calling the seeds of a “genocide” against its citizens living on the…

DUBLIN AN ULTRA-SECRET doomsday plan, which would see Ireland selling military bases to China and Russia, should Donald Trump’s tariffs wreck the Irish economy, is said to be causing concern in the Pentagon. “We’ll turn that fucker’s golf course in Clare into a Chinese missile site and give Shannon airport to Putin,” said an Irish…

CHASIV YARish RUSSIA HAS ANNOUNCED the capture of the Ukrainian town of Chasiv Yar, again. It may be that the town has been taken but this is not the first time Russia has claimed to capture Chasiv Yar. In January, there was a claim that it had been taken, reinforced in February by another story…

FROM OUR NORTH AMERICAN DESK A POLICE CHIEF in Cincinnati has condemned those who filmed and posted a brutal attack on the streets of her city for prejudicing an investigation before cops could figure out if knocking a woman out and stamping on a man’s head constituted an offence. The attackers, whom CNN might describe…

NEW YORK AFTER CNN DESCRIBED the mass shooter who murdered four in New York City recently, as “possibly white”, Americans are busy looking at themselves in the mirror to see if they possibly fit the new racial category. “It’s a confusing time for all Americans, who are used to white, black, Asian, Hispanic, Klingon, those…

GAZA IT IS A testament to the standards of journalism now abroad that the oldest propaganda trick in the book is being practiced in Gaza and swallowed in the West like a ration pack. If truth is the first casualty in any war, then the last tactic is always the humanitarian ambush. The artistic presentation…

FROM OUR DIPLOMATIC WRITERS A SENIOR BRITISH diplomat says that Donald Trump’s serial humiliation of European politicians is merely an exercise in truth, following decades where the dominant Americans did all their bullying and humiliation of the European vassals behind closed doors. “What you see is the truth as it has been since 1945, and…

JOYCE JAMES, LITERARY EDITOR IN HIS NOVEL, The Time Machine, HG Wells describes a human future where the species is divided in two. Above ground are the sweet, beautiful, pampered, indifferent Eloi, who appear to live in a paradise; below ground are the ugly, thuggish, hard working Morlocks, who appear to be condemned to hell.…