BIBLE REPORTER LUKE MARK A SCIENTIST WHO has spent seventy five years searching, says he has found the apple picked by Eve and given to Adam in the Garden of Eden. The story of Adam and Eve is told in the Bible’s Book of Genesis. It is never specifically stated that the so-called Tree of…

FROM OUR LOS ANGELES CORRESPONDENTS FURIOUS RESIDENTS OF Los Angeles who have lost their homes in the devastating fires ranging through parts of the city, are now praying for climate change to save them from the incompetence of the state’s leaders. “Shit, if the fucking climate warms a little, we might just get wetter weather…

PACIFIC PALISADES “IT’S BEEN COMING for years. Now I fear it may have arrived. There won’t be an insurer on the planet that will touch Los Angeles – or much of California for that matter.” Madrid is an YouTube Influencer who made her fortune promoting what she calls “effortless liposuction”. As she stood in her…

FROM OUR POLAR BEAR DESK A LARGE INCREASE in polar bear migration between Greenland and Iceland has been recorded in the immediate aftermath of Donald Trump’s statement that he would not rule out the use of force if is offer to buy the Danish dependency is rejected. Yogee Bubu, an Icelandic naturalist who swims with…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY TERRITORY, RESOURCES AND treasure are out, stadium events are in, says a political philosopher who believes mankind is going through a transition so profound that when it is over what remains will not recognize what went before. Hegel Bertrand of the Swift Twain Institute in Ontario says his latest research confirms his theory…

KABUL THE LATEST TALIBAN effort to erase women from daily life in Afghanistan is to be countered by a cunning CIA scheme to inundate the wretched Asian country with millions of windows disguised as walls. The Taliban has ordered that all windows which give views of women, with the capacity to promote obscene acts, are…

RAMALLAH AS THE TEMPERATURE of the deteriorating relations between Ireland and Israel continues to rise, the Palestinian Authority based in the West Bank, the semi-officially recognized de facto Government of partially-recognized Palestine, has demonstrated that because it is so busy quietly co-operating with the Israelis in fighting sundry militant Palestinian groups in its own fiefdom,…

LONDON AFTER MORE THAN a century, the true story of the famous 1914 WW1 Christmas Truce football match between England and Germany has been released with previously classified British Government files, and it reveals a humiliating failure of nerve by England during a final penalty shootout. “These documents were marked Ultra Secret and withheld for…

DAMASCUS WRITERS FOLLOWING ITS MISTAKEN rescue of an Assad regime thug from a prison where he had apparently been torturing people not long before, CNN has been told that its future lies in rescuing tyrant henchmen rather than providing objective news. “Look, CNN’s ratings have been diving over the past few years, it’s time they…

KHAN YOUNIS “THEY HAVE RECOGNIZED the state of Palestine and we are the Government of Gaza, a constituent part of Palestine. We have a right to an embassy and since the Israelis are leaving, their embassy building will suit us fine.” The Hamas official, who spoke these words, was forced to break off his conversation…