FROM OUR WRITERS IN WASHINGTON DC AND MEDELLIN, COLUMBIA WHILE THE GENERAL feeling is that Biden back sheep, Hunter, will not received a prison sentence for his firearms convictions, prisoners in correctional facilities across the United States of America are said to be stocking up with cocaine just in case the President’s son is given…

FROM JAMES JOYCE, MIGUEL DE CERVANTES AND LEO TOLSTOY IT’S CALLED THE Dunning-Kruger Effect. It’s the tendency of incompetents to see themselves as far more capable than they are. In this year of elections all over the world, it’s worth noting that a singular deficiency of democracy is the calibre of people it attracts as…

FROM OUR BENGAL FAMINE EDITOR, WINSTON HUNGERGAME “WHAT WAS A man of Indian heritage doing attending a memorial to the army of a country that murdered three million Indians by famine in 1943 anyway?” Professor Gobnet Gandhi-McBride, an Indian historian born in South Africa, whose latest book Awkward Questions: World War Two Under The Allied…

BY OUR BRUSSELS STAFF NATO STRATEGISTS HAVE come up with a devastating new strategy to beat Russia in Ukraine: Building Villages. “All the positional fighting in Ukraine is for villages,” said a NATO official. “The more villages, the more fighting the Russians have to do. So, our people are not doing any fighting, we’re just…

FROM CROSSMAGLEN, SOUTH ARMAGH DESPERATE IRISH OFFICIALS have denied rumors that the Dublin Government is planning to plant millions of landmines along the line of the Irish border in a last-ditch effort to stem the flow of asylum seekers running from Rishi Sunak’s regime in London. “Yes, we have bought a hundred million surplus US…

HUNGER STRIKE NOT RULED OUT FORMER PRESIDENT SAID TO BE TALKING TO LONG KESH VETERANS AND LEARNING GAELIC SAID TO BE HAVING SPECIAL CASHMERE BLANKET MADE BY OUR IRELAND CORRESPONDENTS A KEY DONOR to Donald Trump’s Presidential campaign says that if the former President is jailed, he will be a political prisoner. Danny Storm, who…

FROM OUR ENTERTAINMENT DESK THE KOOKABURRA BUGLE has obtained a copy of what is described as a “Preliminary Treatment” of a script for a proposed epic movie about US Presidential Candidate Donald Trump. The movie’s working title is “The Passion of the Donald”. The treatment is a summary of key moments in the former President’s…

RAMALLAH, PALESTINE A PORTION OF what has been described as a minute of a recent Irish Government meeting has been leaked. It’s not clear who is speaking, if it’s one voice or many. It appears to have been scribbled on the back of a Falafel menu: “… exciting times, ladies and gentlemen, and those who…

MIGRANTS WILL HAVE TO SERVE FIFTEEN YEARS BEFORE BEING ELIGIBLE FOR RESIDENCY BY OUR WESTMINSTER STAFF RISHI SUNAK’S CONSCRIPTION bombshell has a booby-trap attached to it for all those considering coming to the UK without permission: they will be first to be conscripted and they will have to serve fifteen years in the military before…

KYIV “THINGS CHANGE, LIFE moves on, strategy always has a sell-by date. Last year it was a strategic triumph. Hell, a blade of grass was a strategic triumph then. Now, it’s not that important. IT’S THE NARRATIVE, STUPID!” The NATO colonel who spoke these words was killed doing a promotional video from the edge of…