TEL AVIV “WE STAND WITH Israel.” US President Joe Biden’s words sent shivers down the spines not of Palestinians but of Israelis. “When the Americans tell you they are with you, that’s the time to get really scared,” says Israeli journalist Iama Kamera . “It means the clock is ticking. Look how they’re losing interest…

TOMBSTONE, ARIZONA “THE BEST PROTECTION against a determined shooter with an assault rifle is another determined shooter with an assault rifle. If those Israeli kids had had a few with them at that party, then they might still be alive today.” Bronson Eastwood of the pressure group Shoot First Ask Questions Later, says what happened…

LONDON THE WORLD TOILET roll futures market has seen its volatility index spike in recent days as concern over the availability of the domestic staple rises amid the growing tensions in the Middle East. “Bog roll futures have been all over the place this last forty eight hours as rumors of supermarkets in Israel being…

FROM OUR CORRESPONDENT BENEATH A VOLCANO SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH PACIFIC THE COMPLETE MESS of thirty years of world domination by the United States of America has sent the world’s super-villains reaching for the Xanax and Valium of late. “It’s the realization that taking over the world is a poison chalice that has caused the…

FROM HAIFA “THERE WAS A TIME when we could beat every army they sent at us,” remarked former Israeli general Moshe Golan as he looked out to sea. “I landed here as a kid from Auschwitz in 1947. At night. In secret. I fought in 48, in 56, in 67, in 73. And we were…

GAZA “IF YOU DANCE on the graves of those you have buried alive, don’t be surprised if when they break free of their entombment they run amok among those they hold responsible.” Palestinian academic Edward Goliath, now 101, spoke these words from his bed in Gaza, where the sound of explosions dulled the telephone reception…

FROM OUR SPECIAL INTELLIGENCE CORRESPONDENT IN WASHINGTON DC “IT MAYBE THAT Iran is the immediate string-puller but the timing of all this Hamas stuff leads some of us to believe this is a second front designed to further drain already stretched American resources. If it isn’t, Putin’s a lucky man.” The security expert I met,…

CANBERRA, AUSTRALIA MILITANT ABORIGINES AGAINST The Voice To Parliament have told Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese that what he is proposing is nowhere near enough to satisfy their demands; they want a voice like Palestinian group Hamas. Radical Aboriginal organization Terror Nullius, which has cells in every state in the Commonwealth, and is said to…

JERUSALEM EDITOR SAUL TARSUS SENIOR ISRAELI POLICY ADVISORS ARE TELLING PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU that invading the Gaza Strip to rescue the hostages Hamas has taken will not be another Entebbe, but could be another Custer disaster. “They did this because they want him to come into Gaza,” said an IDF strategist who did not wish…

TEL AVIV IMMEDIATELY THE ROCKETS started to come down, fans and others began to speculate whether this was a fiendish attempt by Hamas to kidnap the Irish manager of Israeli football side Maccabi Tel Avi, Robbie Keane. But the Palestinian militants say no, not the case. “Yes, we could do with someone of his talent…