BY E.M POWER IN WASHINGTON, DC ‘IT’S HUGE UNTAPPED resource. Up till now women have not been called upon to die in their tens of thousands for their country, the way men have. That’s all changing; I’ve seen the ultra secret protocol paperwork. Empowerment is terrific. But power costs, and this is how you pay…

BY EGO CLICKBAIT IN REYKJAVIK THE DEATH OF the for profit business model has heralded the rise of the audience monopoly model with global reach – the CorporNation. “The aim now is to obtain users,” says Wealth Guru Alex Sustainable-Dev a Mumbai-based financier. “They are the wealth of a modern technology company, never mind whether…

WASHINGTON, DC SUCH IS THE growth in what he labels Grassy Knoll Idolatry, Neo-Trotskyist economist Maynard Adams, of the left-wing think tank, NV, claims that, at its present rate of increase, the subject of President Kennedy’s death is rapidly on the way to consuming the entire American economy. “We have modeled the increase in this…

FROM G. ST GERMAINE, EQUALITY REPORTER IT APPEARS WOMEN just cannot win. Having achieved liberation, equality and increasing pay parity, it turns out it’s still a man’s world when it comes to mating. “Women have always tended to mate and marry up,” says relationship psychologist Dr Darina Enright-Bog, of the world-renowned Clitoris Institute in Vienna.…

BY OUR WOKE EDITOR, HUGH CENSOR IN AN EXTRAORDINARY turn of events, the leak of an Ultra Secret US Government file has revealed that the Central Intelligence Agency now believes that modern Woke culture is actually a virus manufactured in a Chinese laboratory. Colonel Doug Cluster, a former US military intelligence officer now working for…

FROM IAN LUNDY IN BELFAST THE ROW emerging among Ulster Defence Association members in Co. Antrim over a wall mural in Rathcoole, has led to the extraordinary disclosure that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II was, for much of her later adult life, a senior UDA commander. “I remember when she signed on,” says Sammy Sam,…

FROM OUR LIZ TRUSS CORRESPONDENT RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE officers are being accused of torturing Ukrainian prisoners by reading pages of a new biography of the short UK premiership of Liz Truss to them in an attempt to squeeze information on the ongoing Ukrainian counter-offensive. Described by human rights organizations as a brutal war crime, it is…

BY G. MCGRUDER LIDDY, WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT A FORMER MEMBER OF THE US Secret Service, the agency that guards US Presidents, says Lee Harvey Oswald was employed in the White House kitchen in 1973 – as a pizza chef. “It is known that Richard Nixon loved pepperoni salads,” says Olaf Spam, now 95 and living…

WIRE SERVICES IT SEEMED LIKE the perfect solution to the homelessness and the Ukrainian asylum problems in Ireland in one move: send all the fighting age men who have fled Ukraine to avoid the war, back to Ukraine at the behest of the Ukrainian Government, which needs them desperately. And then the Russians upset the…

FROM OUR CORRESPONDENT, CHANDRA BOSE, IN MUMBAI “THE FUTURE IS INDIAN, live with it,” says technology billionaire Ultan Gandhi-Nehru, whose company, Curry Nan IP, provides software services to much of Asia. “My company has more programmers on its books than the UK has citizens. We could run the UK from a back office in Mumbai…