BY OUR SUSTAINABILITY EDITOR ABLE FAST CALLS FROM VEGANS and climate activists, for dogs and cats to be fed vegetable diets to help save the planet, have been met with a suggestion that vegans donate their own bodies for pet food to ensure pets receive at least some of the meat nature suggests they might…

SOCCER STADIUM COULD BE RENAMED BOBBY SANDS PARK AND PAINTED GREEN WHITE AND ORANGE, SAY SOURCES FROM BELFAST PLANS FOR THE GAELIC ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION to use Belfast football venue Windsor Park while its own stadium, Casement Park, is being used for the Euro 2028 Soccer Championship, are said to be well under way. During this…

SOMEWHERE BENEATH AN ACTIVE VOLCANO IF THE WESTERN World is – led by the United States of America – the strongest military power on earth, then how come it keeps losing wars? The detritus left by failed Western military adventures litters the pages of world history since 1945: China (supported the Nationalists who lost to…

MOSCOW NEWS OF PRESIDENT President Vladimir Putin suffering a Death of Stalin incident has caused coronary experts around the world to insist that a heart attack in the case of the Russian leader is a physical impossibility as he clearly doesn’t have one. “It may have been indigestion,” said John, an Irish doctor who specializes…

POLITICAL DESK THERE ARE SO many online photographs of Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese shaking hands with people, that they are actually slowing internet speeds in Australia and around the world, a senior data processor has claimed. “These things are more prevalent that images of the Kardashians, or Logan Paul,” says Ulysses Byte whose company…

SOUTHERN FRANCE NUNS OF THE Missionary Family of Notre Dame are not a special forces unit, nor a professional rugby team, according to a sister who took part in her order’s defence of a new church against ecology activists in Southern France. “We just want to build a church,” she insisted. “So we can worship…

TREBLINKA CORRESPONDENT JEREMY BONES WHILE THE HUMANITY of the Palestinian people is there for all to see, a team of scientists in Brazil has now shocked many in the world with research that indicates Jews are members of the human family too. “It’s a hard one for some people to digest,” says former Obersturmbannfuhrer Dr…

JERUSALEM IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN. Caught up in a news cycle that cannot wait any more for news to actually happen, conflict politics is now dominated by media speculation on what is going to happen. “We’re now living in a news cycle dominated by the future,” says Roy Beggar, former tabloid editor and press…

FROM OUR MAN IN HAVANA IT’S BEEN A LONG time since Norway and Denmark were in the slave trade; even longer for Rome. But the growing demands from peoples affected by slavery for those responsible to make amends, has caused these erstwhile slave giants to feel nervous and more than a little apprehensive. “The Norwegians…

FROM OUR LONDON OFFICE BRITISH LABOUR LEADER Sir Keir Starmer’s speaking tone is so leaden that mothers are admitting to using his speeches to get their babies to sleep. “I’ve been taping him for years now, and if my little fellow won’t sleep at night, I just turn on old Keir and the whole family’s…