FROM OUR CORRESPONDENTS IN NUREMBERG AND THE HAGUE PHOTOGRAPHS OF the bloodied corpses of freshly strangled German war criminals are said to be doing the rounds in the Australian Defence Forces following Senator Jacqui Lambie’s declaration that the Ben Roberts Smith blame game needs to climb considerably higher in the ranks than corporal in what…

FROM A SLIT TRENCH IN THE DONBASS WESTERN MEDIA SOURCES say that thousands of Russians begging to surrender are deliberately holding up the Great Ukrainian Offensive all along the front line. “They’re running at us in the hundreds and thousands,” a Ukrainian officer was quoted as saying, “and we can hardly move. These cowards are…

BY JOHN D. BAPTYST, MIRACLES CORRESPONDENT THE APPARENT recovery of Russian President Vladimir Putin from the multiple fatal illnesses Western media sources said he was suffering from, is being put credited, by some, to a secret visit to the Marian shrine at Lourdes in France. “It’s remarkable,” said Dr Hugh Jekyll of the Department of…

FROM NEW ZEALAND “THE UKRAINIANS have asked for him, and the Albanese Government is desperate to get rid of him. Frankly, it’s a marriage made in Washington.” The Australian Government official who spoke these words was holding a photograph of disgraced war hero Ben Roberts Smith being decorated with the highest award for bravery, the…

BY OUR CORRESPONDENTS AS FAR AWAY FROM THE FRONT AS POSSIBLE “THEY HAVE ALL SUMMER, there’s no hurry,” said the Presidential insider in Washington. “The golf and the tennis, however, they have strict timelines. So don’t be surprised when the Ukrainian offensive appears to stall, it’s just the Ukrainians taking a strawberries and cream break…

FROM S.K. EPTYK III, IN WASHINGTON D.C THERE WAS an uncomfortable look on the face of the Chairman of the United States Joint Chiefs of Staff when he addressed the media on the war in Ukraine recently. The bags beneath his eyes seemed to say more than any of his words. “It looked as if…

BY RAUCOUS HYPE, BOOKS EDITOR EVER FELT the book you were reading did not live up to the praise that covered it? Well, a new study, by the New York bookshop, Writer’s Wrong, indicates that the quality of books published has diminished in inverse proportion to the growth in the number of literary festivals around…

FROM HOLLYWOOD AND THE AWARD for the best cheer-leading journalist covering the war in Ukraine, goes to … “That’s a tough one,” says CIA official, Hansen Aldrich, “the Western Press as a whole has put in such an extraordinary performance in support of Ukraine’s war effort, that singling out one or two journalists seems unfair.…

BY LUDICRUS HAIG IN BRUSSELS NATO planners have admitted that they may have accidentally given Ukraine’s military planners old World War One battle plans instead of an imaginative modern integrated military strategy. “Oops, sorry,” said a NATO spokesperson. “Oh fuck!” said a Ukrainian spokesperson. “I think we know,” a Russian spokesman said. “But they may…

BY J. STALIN IN KYIV WESTERN CONTEMPT for Russia’s mistaken claim to have destroyed a Ukrainian armored vehicle which turned out to be a combine harvester, has increased in the face of newly released CIA and MI6 intelligence that everything the tyrannical regime in Moscow claims to have destroyed, is in fact Ukrainian farm machinery.…