FROM OUR OFF THE WALL EDITOR AS IT PLUMBS the depths of absurdity, in response to the victory of Donald Trump, reality has come knocking on the door of left-wing news outlet, MSNBC. Americans just aren’t watching it any more. More of them now admit to preferring to watch a fresh coat of pain dry…

DUBLIN, IRELAND “SURE, THERE’S ONLY one place in this whole country more cushy than a job teaching school, and that’s the Dail. That’s why so many people run for election in general, and why so many of those are teachers, hence a shortage of teachers.” So says economist and businessman Dr Leery McMichael, corporate raider…

FROM OUR PAID ENDORSEMENTS EDITOR THE LARGE SUMS now linked to Kamala Harris’s celebrity endorsements has led Wall Street to take steps to set up a whole new market trading celebrity approvals for future US elections. “This could be massive,” said Bernie Loot, whose hedge fund already deals in Celebrity Default Swaps, a grey market…

FROM OUR BLAME EDITOR CHALLENGED TO NAME the culprits responsible for the defeat of Kamala Harris, tens of millions of Americans, men and women, alike, have stood up and claimed full responsibility for the democratic vote. “It’s like that movie, Spartacus, where each man stands up and claims to be the slave leader, knowing full…

DUBLIN, IRELAND THE ANNOUNCEMENT BY Gerry “The Monk” Hutch that he would contest the coming Irish General Election in Dublin, has caused experts to remark that his participation would probably elevate the contest from its usual low levels. “He’s a self-made man, with a high profile and the financial resources to run a hard campaign,”…

WASHINGTON DC COMMENTATORS AND EXPERTS who predicted a Kamala Harris victory have been so desperate to pass blame and backtrack on their original pronouncements, that it has actually slowed Earth’s daily orbit, according to scientists. “It’s remarkable. We had to take several measurement, using the most sophisticated equipment, to confirm it: the daily Earth orbit…

EL PASO, TEXAS AMERICA’S WOKE LEFT is being reassured by its own advocates, that Donald Trump will not be able to go full fascist for at least 18 months after his inauguration, giving them plenty of time to head to Canada or Cuba. Manson Footlight, a Marxist revolutionary who deals drugs, sells human excrement and…

TREBLINKA A NEW BRIEFING paper from an online political consultancy, is advising US Democrats to avoid infighting over their defeat by Donald Trump, by blaming the Jews. “They have been the scapegoat of choice down the centuries; they’re easily identifiable; and there’s Gaza,” says a draft sample obtained by the Kookaburra Bugle from The Blame…

WASHINGTON, DC NO ONE WHO cannot recite Margaret Atwood’s novel, The Handmaid’s Tale, will be allowed to work in the new Trump administration. “Well, it’s the blueprint for all we believe, isn’t it,” said a long-time GOP loyalist, who has purchased thousands of copies of the book for use during the Trump presidency. “All our…

DICTATORSHIP WILL BE INCREMENTAL PEOPLE’S FEELINGS WILL BE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT WHEN THEY ARE ARRESTED – THEY MAY CHOOSE THE CONCENTRATION CAMP THEY ARE SENT TO TOP HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR WILL MANAGE THE TRUMP PROPAGANDA MOVIE – THE TRIUMPH OF THE TRUMP POLITICAL OPPONENTS WITHIN THE GOP WILL NOT BE TAKEN OUT AND SHOT WITHOUT TRIAL…