ROME, ITALY A TOP PSYCHOLOGIST says that every time he watches US President Donald Trump speak his imagination turns to actor John Hurt playing Roman emperor Caligula in the classic BBC television series, I, Claudius. “Trump just goes full Caligula when he is addressing an audience,” insists Dr Livia Manipole of the think tank, Tractors…

FROM OUR BLACK SEPTEMBER DESK IN JORDAN, RIGHT NEXT TO ISRAEL, CLOSE TO LEBANON, NOT THAT FAR FROM EGYPT PRESIDENT TRUMP’S IDEA, of shifting the population of the Gaza Strip out to neighboring lands so America can develop it as a vacation resort, has run into its first hurdle, it seems. His advisors have discovered…

JERUSALEM “THESE HYPOCRITES CAN’T even free their own people from foreign domination, do you really think they’re going to have an effect on what happens in Gaza?” These are said to be the very words Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu whispered to Donald Trump when the American President was told of Ireland’s fury at his…

US PRESIDENT SAID TO HAVE SOILED UNDERWEAR WHEN HE HEARD THE NEWS DUBLIN, IRELAND IRISH POLITICIANS, WHO are passing a law prohibiting the import of goods made in the *Occupied Territories, because of Israel’s behavior in Gaza, are said to be locked and loaded and ready to meet any American invasion of the benighted Palestinian…

KYIV IN WHAT WOULD be the biggest joint-construction project in history, voices from the Trump Administration – fresh from laying out their plans for Gaza – are now saying the Ukraine War could be sorted out by the US and Russia coming together and building an enormous theme park and golf resort in the contested…

QUEBEC A SUSPENSION IN the tariffs imposed by US President Donald Trump on neighboring Canada, is said to have come about when the Canadian side threatened that it would only communicate with the Americans in French as long as the taxes were imposed. A source speaking to the Kookaburra Bugle from Quebec, said that having…

CIUDAD JUAREZ “THAT MOTHERFUCKER!” The furious drug cartel leader was commenting on the news that Donald Trump had suspended tariffs he recently put on Mexican trade with the United States. Mexican indications of an intention to comply with the American President’s demands, saw Mr Trump suspend his southern trade offensive for a month to allow…

OTTAWA DONALD TRUMP IS being urged by supporters to place a tariff on Canadian woke pronouns. Wake Up Woke, a pressure group based in Michigan, has told the White House to put the tax on the use of anything Woke in the description of human beings when communicating with Canadians. Canada’s current administration is seen…

BERLIN “WE HAVE FRENCH, Spanish, Italian, Hungarian, Bulgarian and, yes, even German and Greek wines. We have French, Italian and Spanish food. We have German, French and Italian cars. We have Airbus. We even have Irish Guinness and so many other fabulous beers that you lose count. You Americans have genetically modified food, bland beer,…

LONDON SOCIAL WORKERS WHO want the UK to be a more welcoming society for illegal immigrants, say that all new arrivals who wanted them, should be given season tickets for Premier League football matches. “The aim is to assist them with their mental health,” said one advocate of the proposal. “When people come here by…