LONDON A NEW STUDY carried out by a left-wing think tank in London has suggested that modern global warming could have its origins in the enormous amounts of documents burned by failing empires and defeated regimes during the first seventy five years of the Twentieth Century. “The sheer volume of paper destroyed by burning, particularly…

DUBLIN “HE’S NOT FIT to serve in the Dail,” said a parliamentary colleague of Peader Tobin TD, when the member of the Irish Parliament and leader of political party Aontu admitted that he had actually turned down a trip to Russia, a meeting with Vladimir Putin and a stay in a luxury Moscow hotel seven…

BEIJING THIS STORY HAS BEEN CENSORED AS A THREAT TO UK NATIONAL SECURITY – ED

DUBLIN IT WAS THE one thing Russian Intelligence never considered when it sprang a honey trap on an Irish politician: the sheer venality of the Irish political class. “Sure your man just told them what they wanted to hear, and got his leg over and whatever else,” said an Irish Government spokesman. “No harm done.…

FROM OUR WW3 EDITOR, ADOLF PRINCIP THAT ELUSIVE CREATURE, World War 3, has raised its head yet again, illuminated by the detonations of hundreds of rockets fired by Iran against Israel. As Ukraine has yet to expand beyond its Eastern European battle space, and China just refuses to invade Taiwan, fans of World War 3…

DUBLIN AFTER THE MOST vulgar attempt to buy votes in the coming general election, Irish voters have told their Government politicians that splashing the cash to get re-elected is the policy that will see them back in office. The latest post-budget survey suggests that all Irish people want is money. And whoever provides it will…

SOUTH LEBANON HERE WE GO AGAIN. Israel has launched another invasion of Lebanon. The Mark 4 version, following the 1978, 1982 and 2006 invasions, all of which ended with no real gains, lots of deaths, an even more wasted Lebanon and a very strong enemy still sitting on Israel’s northern border. Could you tell the…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY A BRITISH GOVERNMENT advisory panel has called for the banning of the traditional Full English Breakfast because it feels bacon and sausages offend the sensibilities of the 3.8 million Muslims living in the United Kingdom. The Council Against Giving Offence, which examines areas of British life where what it calls “muscular traditions” prevail,…

BY OUR OCEANIC CORRESPONDENT JACK KOOSTO HUMPBACK WHALES GROWN in a lab in Wuhan are being used to gather intelligence on Australia, according to an ultra secret report by the continent’s spy services. “What better creature to use to spy on this country?” insists Carre Ashenden, an ex-KGB colonel now based in Alice Springs, whose…

OUR BUDGET BLOWOUT CORRESPONDENT CHARLIE PONZI WITH UKRAINE ON the back foot in its war with Russia, the Irish Government has been asked to build thousands of hyper-expensive security huts for the defence of the beleaguered Black Sea country, after the spending of over a million euros on a small security hut at Government headquarters…