DUBLIN “REPLACING THE FAMILY with some woke crap like ‘durable relationships’ is an insult to all the people in this country who have taken the trouble to form a raise real families. This is a nation of families, of clans with names that go back to the beginning of time. Family means something here. It…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY AWARD WINNING Guatemalan historian, Antigua Tikal, whose legendary twenty-five volume history of the Maya, Don’t Forget The Rain?, is in its two-hundreth edition, has told an online audience that history will not look favourably at the Twentieth Century’s attempt to replace traditional religion with what he calls “the golden calves of secular cults”.…

FROM SOMEWHERE IN DONEGAL, IRELAND A VETERAN IRA commander has sent shock waves through the Irish Republican Movement by announcing that he never worked for any of the British intelligence services during the Troubles. The old fighter, known as Allegra since he transitioned to a non-binary trans gender, has confessed that he spent the entirety…

TAN SON NHUT, VIETNAM AN AMERICAN DIPLOMAT, when he heard of the resignation of US Undersecretary of State Victoria Nuland, and her replacement by veteran troubleshooter John Bass, is said to have looked out the window of his office and said: “Saigon. Shit. I’m still only in Saigon!” He was actually in Kyiv. But the…

FALLS ROAD, BELFAST SHOCK NEWS THAT British security service MI5 had shifted its main attention in Northern Ireland from Dissident Republicans to the Alliance Party, has led to one senior Dissident telling his supporters to support Alliance as the best way to achieve a United Ireland. “It’s clear that the tip of the spear for…

THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS TWO RUSSIAN COMMANDERS charged with war crimes by the International Criminal Court at the Hague have indicated that they are coming to face their accusers as fast as their armed forces can arrange the trip. Lt General Sergei Kobylash of the Russian Air Force, and Admiral Viktor Solokov of its Black Sea…

MYKOLAIV, UKRAINE RUMOURS THAT RUSSIA has developed autonomous assassin drones have been circulating in Ukraine since last year. The forced withdrawal of German Foreign Minister Annalena Baerbock from the frontline city of Mykolaiv may be an indication that the stories of drones that track individual targets are true. Normally, the presence of a Russian drone…

FROM OUR BLACK PROPAGANDA DESK IN LONDON FOR THE FIRST year of his invasion of Ukraine, Vladimir Putin was suffering from every disease known to man, and a few that were new. Every move he made was a sign of fatal illness, every part of his body betrayed a hideous fate awaiting him. And then…

KYIV THE CHORUS OF cretinous western experts who commentated us through the Ukrainian offensive last year, hailing the capture of each blade of grass by Ukraine as a monumental strategic victory and damning every Russian move as either pointless or useless or fruitless, has been reduced to a whisper in recent weeks, indeed in many…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY SCIENTISTS HAVE DISCOVERED a curious link between global warming and the staleness of modern culture. Three recent studies have noted sharp increases in temperature at the same time as movie franchises and streaming services dump their latest reheated offerings to the world. “So stale has western culture become that we believe it’s having…