FROM OUR WASHINGTON BUREAU THE PHRASE “Oh God!” may soon be prohibited for any worker to use while in the employ of the United States Government. Although “In God We Trust” remains the official motto of the United States, activists who want all traces of religion removed from day to day Federal Government, in accordance…

BY WHOEVER ISN’T VOMITING WESTERN PROPAGANDA “WHEN IS this bullshit going to be called for what it is … bullshit? And how many of those who are peddling it will EVER apologize for what they are doing? Probably never. Who apologized for Vietnam, Iraq, Afghanistan?” This is the beginning of a suicide note left by…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY WHILE NATO morale factories have been working overtime to keep the flow of high spirits pouring into Ukraine, much more is needed in the face of heavy Russian reality, say experts. “The United States has been opening a fresh line of morale production for Ukraine almost every week, but those damn Russians they…

FROM BELFAST “OH, IT’S A MASSIVE phallus! No doubt.” So says Dr Moira Olive-Grove, an international sexual psychologist, about the enormous record-breaking July Twelfth bonfire that has been erected in Craigyhill, Co Antrim. “And when they set fire to it, it will pour forth flame into their community in ceremony of re-invigoration that reminds one…

BY HERITAGE REPORTERS IN DONBAS RECENT IRISH claims to the territory of Ukraine based on the island population’s alleged ancient Scythian ancestry, has led to an upsurge in claims of Irish citizenship by Russian troops based in those Oblasts of the Donbas, newly annexed by Russian. “This is Ireland, and so we’re Irish,” said one…

FROM THE SITE OF THE HOUSE OF SPECIAL PURPOSE, YEKATERINBURG, RUSSIA NOTHING TO SEE HERE: the Wagner coup was all just a little piece of reality television according to the Kremlin. “Sure, I’m A Mercenary, Get Me Out Of Here is due for broadcast next year,” according to Rasputin Gogol, a press officer in President…

ANONYMOUS PLEASE SEE ABOVE AND BEAR IT IN MIND – ED

FROM ORWELL WELLS-HUXLEY IN NEW YORK IS IT A DYSTOPIAN NIGHTMARE, OR A PROPHESY? “Imagine cities emptying, buildings decaying, vacant block after vacant block as far as the horizon,” says A. Edgar Poe of the Centrist Think Tank Welcome To Detroit. “It’s all very possible. I bet the Maya thought their cities would last forever…

BY MAO DENG PHOOEY, NARCOSTATE CORRESPONDENT FIRST THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT said that Britain should give the Falklands back to Argentina; now a telephone survey across the old Middle Kingdom has revealed that quite a large minority of Chinese people feel that Britain should be labelled a drug cartel for pouring drugs into China in the…

BY G. RASPUTIN IN MINSK AS HE BEGINS HIS exile in neighboring Belarus, Russian mercenary leader Yavgeny Prigozhin is carrying two warnings from friends in his head: always live in a single-storey dwelling and for God’s sake don’t ever drink tea again. The Wagner commander, who began his relationship with Russian President Putin as a…