BELGRADE, THURSDAY THE GERMANS called them wonder weapons, Wunderwaffen, in WW2. Some were even called revenge weapons, Vergeltungswaffen. It was hoped they change the curse of the war. They didn’t. Today, NATO likes to refer to them as game changers. Again, these are weapons that it is hoped will change the course of the war…

KYIV CORRESPONDENTS AND WIRE SERVICES THE GREAT UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE, which has been missing in action for some days now, has made contact with those desperately searching for it in the endless flat lands of southeastern Ukraine. “Yes, signs of life have been detected in some sections of the front,” insisted a NATO officer who is…

BY A. HITLER, NAZI EDITOR, IN SOUTH AMERICA NOT ALL NAZIS are the same:

BY CHUCK HESTON IN DEAD MAN’S HAND, ARIZONA IT’S THE STUFF of countless westerns and police dramas: the American relying on his gun always triumphs. Well, now new research suggests that not only does he win, but he lives longer. “Five years on average,” says Clint Wayne, who authored the study for Republic of One…

FROM OUR CORRESPONDENTS IN NUREMBERG AND THE HAGUE PHOTOGRAPHS OF the bloodied corpses of freshly strangled German war criminals are said to be doing the rounds in the Australian Defence Forces following Senator Jacqui Lambie’s declaration that the Ben Roberts Smith blame game needs to climb considerably higher in the ranks than corporal in what…

FROM A SLIT TRENCH IN THE DONBASS WESTERN MEDIA SOURCES say that thousands of Russians begging to surrender are deliberately holding up the Great Ukrainian Offensive all along the front line. “They’re running at us in the hundreds and thousands,” a Ukrainian officer was quoted as saying, “and we can hardly move. These cowards are…

BY JOHN D. BAPTYST, MIRACLES CORRESPONDENT THE APPARENT recovery of Russian President Vladimir Putin from the multiple fatal illnesses Western media sources said he was suffering from, is being put credited, by some, to a secret visit to the Marian shrine at Lourdes in France. “It’s remarkable,” said Dr Hugh Jekyll of the Department of…

FROM NEW ZEALAND “THE UKRAINIANS have asked for him, and the Albanese Government is desperate to get rid of him. Frankly, it’s a marriage made in Washington.” The Australian Government official who spoke these words was holding a photograph of disgraced war hero Ben Roberts Smith being decorated with the highest award for bravery, the…

BY OUR CORRESPONDENTS AS FAR AWAY FROM THE FRONT AS POSSIBLE “THEY HAVE ALL SUMMER, there’s no hurry,” said the Presidential insider in Washington. “The golf and the tennis, however, they have strict timelines. So don’t be surprised when the Ukrainian offensive appears to stall, it’s just the Ukrainians taking a strawberries and cream break…

FROM S.K. EPTYK III, IN WASHINGTON D.C THERE WAS an uncomfortable look on the face of the Chairman of the United States Joint Chiefs of Staff when he addressed the media on the war in Ukraine recently. The bags beneath his eyes seemed to say more than any of his words. “It looked as if…