FROM SAIGON, BY SHYT YM STYLLEN “YOU CANNOT RELY ON AMERICA”. An hour before he took his own life as the North Vietnamese entered Saigon in 1975, a South Vietnamese Colonel had Y.C.R.O.A tattooed on his right hand. When it was done he walked down to the Presidential Palace just ahead of the conquerors, stood…

SAN FRANCISCO FRESH FIGURES FROM the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency are said to show an enormous rise in the number of drug addicted illegal immigrants being rounded up for deportation. “We don’t know exactly why this is,” said an ICE spokesperson. “But whenever word gets around that ICE is in a neighborhood, the…

MOSCOW DONALD TRUMP’S DRAFT plan for peace in Ukraine is being described by western commentators as a humiliating surrender by Russia, as it only gives the Kremlin a mere 20% of Ukraine. “This is a terrific victory for Ukraine, and NATO,” says Brigadier General Humpy Fotherington-Slash, a former NATO planner, now turned armchair commander and…

MOSCOW A SPOKESWOMEN FOR Russian hardman Vladimir Putin has admitted to the world that their country is losing the ongoing battle to be more corrupt than Ukraine. “We have tried and tried, but the Ukrainians are wiping the floor with us in the corruption stakes. Everywhere in this battle we are in full retreat. President…

FROM OUR WASHINGTON, DC EDITOR, SYN FAILIN AS US PRESIDENT Donald Trump threatens to sue the BBC for billions for alleged defamation, clever minds in London have suggested that all the honors and titles, recently stripped from the former Prince Andrew, might be transferred to the American leader in exchange for his calling off the…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY IN THE WAKE of research indicating that the WW2 German leader had only one ball – as per the song – new information from Moscow suggests that the same testicle has been discovered in an old file found in the Kremlin. “Stories about various remains of Hitler winding up in Russian possession have…

LONDON THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT may be forced to increase the tax bill of its citizenry, to pay for any judgement against the BBC should President Donald Trump take the broadcaster to court for defamation following a Panorama documentary where edits of one of his speeches gave the impression that he was advocating violence against the…

BELFAST HUNDREDS OF STAR gazers claim that a display of the Aurora Borealis, seen in Northern Ireland recently, transformed from red white and blue to green white and orange. The Northern Lights, as the phenomenon is also known, were seen all over Ireland and other areas in the same latitudes, but only observers in Northern…

KYIV WHILE THE HOPED-FOR gains on the battlefields of the Donbass have not materialised, Ukrainians say that they have managed to make huge strides in the struggle to be more corrupt than Russia. Hundreds of millions of dollars have been skimmed off defence contracts over the past four years, leaving President Zelenskyy with more than…

DUBLIN AN EXPERT IN Irish Constitutional Law says that new left-wing President, Catherine Connolly will need a UN mandate if she is to travel abroad because of the country’s peculiar triple lock system for sending its armed forces overseas. “The Triple Lock, which would have the new President’s support, stipulates that Irish armed forces cannot…