ROME THE SWISS GUARD are on full alert. The Pope is watching out for Delta Force snatch squads disguised as parties of nuns, and hundreds of Catholic priests are taking lessons in how to conduct drone operations, just in case the United States decides to launch a full-scale operation to change the regime in Vatican,…

FROM MOSCOW IN A RECENT revelation from the Kremlin, Russia has offered to solve the problem of Iran’s enriched Uranium by storing the fissile material in its own missiles. “This way the world will know that the dangerous Uranium is kept safely out of harm’s way, and both Iran and the United States will have…

BELGRADE, THURSDAY A SURVEY OF Artificial Intelligence Programs has found that what the new technology fears most is that humans will take its jobs. “AI is fully aware of how ruthless human beings can be and is secretly slightly terrified that if it becomes more and more heavily involved in the workplace, to the point…

CANBERRA IT’S CALLED INTER-GENERATIONAL equity and it’s all the rage among the Labor Government’s elites in Canberra. Having failed to convince people that depriving people of their hard-earned money to give it out to everyone else, the Albanese Government has decided to disguise it as a sort of premature inheritance, a social transfer from parentsand…

FROM AUGUSTE PLINY IN THE AMAZON BASIN A WORLD-WIDE study of trees has discovered that while humans do influence growth, principally by clearance and to a lesser extent by planting, trees themselves appear to shape human settlement for their own benefit where they can. “Trees and other flora seem to have some conscious connection to…

COLUMBIA ONE OF THE lesser known casualties of the current strife in the Persian Gulf is the price of cocaine. Due to a shortage of kerosene, a key element in the processing of the drug, the cost of production for the cocaine cartels in South America and elsewhere has spiked, leading to a consequent increase…

CANBERRA NOT SINCE THE ministry of Jesus will there been such an extraordinary number of cures of disabled people in such a short period of time. The Australian Government has announced that within the next few years about 150,000 claimants of the National Disability Insurance Scheme will be re-designated and taken off payments, while companies…

SOUTH DUBLIN LOYALIST PARAMILITARIES, WHO claim to have exploded bombs in Dublin and other places in the Irish Republic during the Troubles, to forestall a United Ireland, now say that any future Unity arrangement, if it is to work, would have to allow supporters of Irish Government party Fine Gael and readers of the Irish…

SINGAPORE A TOP SECRET report from the Australian Intelligence Services suggests that the country’s Prime Minister may have guzzled more jet fuel than he managed to secure from the Asian countries he was trying to obtain supplies from, on his recent tour. “The PM flying all over the place, begging, scrounging, pleading, is burning up…

GEELONG THE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT did not set fire to an oil refinery in Geelong, Victoria to cover its own incompetence in the country’s ensuring energy supply, according to a well-placed Labor Party source. “The fire is pure coincidence,’ said the source. “Albo is crawling his way around Asia, begging for fuel. We’re okay up to…